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-and that’s why the Earth is flat! That’s so dumb, y-you know you’re wrong, right? You know we have plenty of evidence to back up that the Earth’s round. Evidence, schmevidence. I heard there’s even hot dog spaceships up there! *sigh* Do I gotta, like, fly you out to space to prove you’re wrong? Yeah

Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

Freeze! End of the line, Cortez! Alright. Here we go. Well, well, well, boys. Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off. Guess again. We’ve got a sniper trained on your position. Nice try. But I’ve had an unmanned drone on that sniper’s ass this whole time. You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took

How World War Z Should Have Ended

How World War Z Should Have Ended *Gasp* (coughing) Nurse! Mmmhmmm? You aint Brad! I need to know what happened. Tell me what’s going on out there. Oh Lord, we got zombies. Can’t you tell? Zombies!? You mean like the walking dead? Mmhmm. Well these don’t walk so much as run… or eat human flesh,

The First Honest Cable Company

Align:start hi we’re your local high speed internet and cable provider are you looking for a fast reliable internet connection a large selection of your favorite HD TV channels with 24/7 access to the best customer support technicians all out of fair price fuck you you’ll take what we give you you’ll have the option