Tag: comedy

Pink Hi-Tops | Pink Panther and Pals

(tires squealing) ♪ ♪ (whooshing) (screeching) (whizzing) (whooshing) (boing) (whizzing) (whooshing) (whizzing) (beeping) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (beeping) (whirring) (whizzing) (screeching) (squeaking) (whooshing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (air horn blows) (whooshing) (smooches) (shoes screeching) (chickens clucking) (chickens squawk) (upbeat banjo music) (crows squawk) (cow moos) (man grunts) (alien groans) ♪ ♪ (boing) (whistling) (screeching) (train horn

Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

Freeze! End of the line, Cortez! Alright. Here we go. Well, well, well, boys. Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off. Guess again. We’ve got a sniper trained on your position. Nice try. But I’ve had an unmanned drone on that sniper’s ass this whole time. You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took

How World War Z Should Have Ended

How World War Z Should Have Ended *Gasp* (coughing) Nurse! Mmmhmmm? You aint Brad! I need to know what happened. Tell me what’s going on out there. Oh Lord, we got zombies. Can’t you tell? Zombies!? You mean like the walking dead? Mmhmm. Well these don’t walk so much as run… or eat human flesh,

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

Dumbledore: Welcome, everyone to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a place I assure you is safe for children, and has absolutely no history that might threaten our entire existence. But there is a huge killer snake downstairs. And a giant, vicious three headed dog… and a tree that can kill you… and man-sized spiders

Mean Tweets – NFL Edition #3

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I NEVER LIKED RASHARD JENNINGS. HE DON’T HAVE GOOD VISION AS A RUNNING BACK AND HE’S SLOW. BECAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE A KID, I’M GOING TO BE POLITE AND ENCOURAGING. STAY IN SCHOOL. >> GERALD McCOY IS LAZY. YOU SPELL McCOY M-C-O-Y. BUT I’M THE LAZY ONE. YOU COULDN’T