Tag: comedy

THE EARTH IS FLAT

-and that’s why the Earth is flat! That’s so dumb, y-you know you’re wrong, right? You know we have plenty of evidence to back up that the Earth’s round. Evidence, schmevidence. I heard there’s even hot dog spaceships up there! *sigh* Do I gotta, like, fly you out to space to prove you’re wrong? Yeah

Pink Hi-Tops | Pink Panther and Pals

(tires squealing) ♪ ♪ (whooshing) (screeching) (whizzing) (whooshing) (boing) (whizzing) (whooshing) (whizzing) (beeping) (mumbling) (barking) (beeping) (beeping) (whirring) (whizzing) (screeching) (squeaking) (whooshing) (jazzy music) ♪ ♪ (air horn blows) (whooshing) (smooches) (shoes screeching) (chickens clucking) (chickens squawk) (upbeat banjo music) (crows squawk) (cow moos) (man grunts) (alien groans) ♪ ♪ (boing) (whistling) (screeching) (train horn

Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

Freeze! End of the line, Cortez! Alright. Here we go. Well, well, well, boys. Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off. Guess again. We’ve got a sniper trained on your position. Nice try. But I’ve had an unmanned drone on that sniper’s ass this whole time. You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took

How World War Z Should Have Ended

How World War Z Should Have Ended *Gasp* (coughing) Nurse! Mmmhmmm? You aint Brad! I need to know what happened. Tell me what’s going on out there. Oh Lord, we got zombies. Can’t you tell? Zombies!? You mean like the walking dead? Mmhmm. Well these don’t walk so much as run… or eat human flesh,

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

Dumbledore: Welcome, everyone to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a place I assure you is safe for children, and has absolutely no history that might threaten our entire existence. But there is a huge killer snake downstairs. And a giant, vicious three headed dog… and a tree that can kill you… and man-sized spiders